February 2010
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Throwing Rocks at Bon
Diary Entry #5
Some classic, Bon, as we call him, was pumping over the stereo tonight at ‘the Canyon’. Jon Bon Jovi used to live at the end of the cul-de-sac on my bestfriend, Tracy’s block. Sommerset Dr. Rumson, NJ. When we were in grade school, we would always see him riding his motorcyle up & down the street. It was exciting. Exciting to have Bon at the end of a street...
3 real responses from 3 craigslist users to my...
This was a “hypothetical” post. (I’m afraid to say, fake, cause I don’t want to get in trouble.) Relating to the Sew many buttons! they are all different sizes-most of them very very old-but still in mint working condition. (or Highway to the Danger Zone) (or, Club Soda- please don’t take my mom) story I wrote last night.
Molly: What kind of blood r we talkin about?...
Sew many buttons! they are all different...
Huge blow out w/ my mom 20 minutes ago…
Holy Shit. Will we ever get along? She is trying to extend the olive branch to me, lately- but it’s just so slippy. Afraid to grab on. If I “take” this olive branch, I know it will just twist like a vine into years of infinity torture, like everything she has ever given me. Her intentions are true, but this branch is covered in...
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internal dialouge regarding the Great Panty Caper...
"Am I going f*&g!!! nuts? Are my underwear disappearing? What the f? Where are they going? Is someone taking them?... Are my underwear being taken by someone? Where are they going????!!!! Noooo…. Who would---, maybe,..uhhh,....is it creepy Lenny the Super? My roommate’s boyfriend? Could it be Rolland?-lead singer from ‘Buckets of Thunder’ who seems to be over here all the time now???? Is it creepy Lenny the super???? It’s Lenny the Super!….No, he wouldn--- Is it Gill from Gillsville, Tom from Tomsville, Shane from Shanetown, Tim, Eric, Roy, Dave, Stan, Tyler, Mitch, that guy who fixed the radiator, Samson, Orson, Javier, Bardem, Keifer from Skateworld, Anderson from Up Your Butt Tacos, Miles from Miles-station, the gardener, the pool boy, the milkman, my dentist, the postman, Lara’s dog, that flock of turkey buzzards, mathematicians, fighter pilots, drug dealers, cake bakers, needle-nosed Ned,...is this what the Ambien is making me do… creepy Lenny??? ...WHO THE FUCK?"
Who the F&%$? You ask…
How about public elected official, Ian Stafford.
IT. WAS. THE MAYOR.............................(go to url below see this man's face)...........
http: //bust.com/blog/2010/01/17/oh-it-was-the-mayor-who-was-stealing-my-underpants.html
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